Daily Archives: July 22, 2009

Ahem…how to put this gently…

A note to ALL BANDS ON SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES:

Sending shitty spam messages via email, over MySpace, over Facebook, over whereeverthefuck is the QUICKEST WAY TO MAKE EVERYONE IGNORE AND/OR HATE YOU.

Want to show no credibility?  SEND ME A FUCKING CUT AND PASTE EMAIL.

Want to show how condescending you are?  PRETEND LIKE YOU’RE “TALKING TO ME” WHEN I KNOW AN AUTO-NAME ADDED “Caustic” TO THE GENDER NEUTRAL “LETTER TO ME”.

Want to see pissed off potential fans?  SEND ME AN EMAIL ABOUT YOUR SHOW YOU WANT ME TO SEE THAT’S TWO CONTINENTS AWAY AS IF YOU THINK WE LIVE IN THE SAME APARTMENT.

Want to annoy fellow bands easily? SPAM THEIR MYSPACE COMMENT BOX WITH A LINK TO YOUR NEW DEMO THAT NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT.

Please.

Do that.

It’d go over like fucking GANGBUSTERS.

Twits.

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